May 2013
No matter who you follow, Doctor Who will always...
mywickedway:
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
iz0mbie:
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
thebeardofconvincing:
anescapedfish:
panicatthewhorehouse:
god-particle:
wonderfloniumandfezzes:
nerdsforthebirds:
neurophagy:
sonnetstockmar:
a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
a pansexual pop group called All Directions
a questioning pop group called Which Direction
a helpful pop group called That Direction
a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions
a...
trillow:
*wise japanese old man voice* you are not ready
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
anus:
“i wish life came with an instruction manual”
“it’s called the bible :~)”
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
glasslightss:
andrvw:
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
chrisynova:
chrisynova:
I wish a guy would flirt with me in my ask box…..
guys i think it happened
internetmessiah:
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
theladyholmes:
consulting-longshot:
friendly reminder that Moriarty was eleven years old when he committed his first murder
Friendly reminder that Sherlock was 8 when he tried to solve it.
iguanamouth:
iguanamouth:
what do horses even DO
nighthooker:
i found your nudes in the lol tag
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
gamsee:
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
kappa773:
teamfreesexuality:
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
You should
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
